I dunno why I feel like I have to put
on a suit when I try to do a self portrait. Maybe it's
my device for seeming important. When I bought this suit,
the salesman was impressed that I went to Brown and figured
that I needed something to look good in for all my big
job interviews. After telling him several times that I
was going to be a painter and wasn't to have any big interviews,
I finally gave in and admitted that I had some very important
interviews indeed lined up. It's sometimes best to just
tell people what they want to hear and sit back and enjoy.