Although the leg, dog, furniture, and peanut butter may be real; and any resemblance to actual people or places isn't completely accidental, one should not assume this is an accurate account of the events I saw.

Instead, I can tell you that anything you've thought of doing, someone's already tried. If you see a video of a cat climbing up a pant leg and biting a man's crotch, it probably happened somewhere else during a time when a video camera wasn't filming...perhaps a hundred years ago, or yesterday in Indonesia. Some people like to simply label the improbable as "urban legends", because all the sources and details have become confused--and research can be very exhausting. Unfortunately, if you want more background on this image, you'll have to pretend it is indeed an urban legend and google the words: urban legend peanut butter dog...because I, like many others, would rather not tell you about my exact personal experience.