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Webbie

I'm learning that painting can be considerably more meaningful and fun when one paints favorite people. There's this weird stigma that the internet has in some peoples' minds that it is a vehicle for psychopaths to drive around in while luring kids with bananas in order to live their demented life. I could disagree. Most kids don't like bananas. If you lure a kid into your car with a banana, that kid probably has a good sensiblity regarding the food pyramid and life in general, and will probably make a worthy friend. It's like fishing with a sock, if you want to catch a shoe, you're probably using the right bait; but if you want to catch a fish, any fish that goes for a sock is probably a nasty ass fish. There's also a stigma that goes against luring people into anywhere...in that they are certain to eventually become the victim of great violence. Maybe sometimes it's ok to get lured into places, folks. Maybe sometimes good things await you; and if you make a fatal mistake in this manner, there's at least a good chance you'll end up on the morning talk shows. So how can you lose?